This is not productive.

[bloodsong1]

It is, however, good for a few snickers.

If LJ Were a Bar by Karen_Walker
Username
Bartender	jellisky
Bouncer	caesarsalad77
Dancing Badly	l0ne_w0lfxx
Playing Pool	thornedillusion
Playing Darts	aphrodite0666
Singing Karaoke	kandybar
Got in with a Fake ID	jannyblue
Guy with a Mullet	dr_holiday_3000
Too Drunk to Stand	sniper3
Hitting on Everyone	thepikey
Hot Chick	fleshpeeler
Quiz created with MemeGen!

I especially like the last three.

Comments

Pfui.

[sniper3.livejournal.com]

Only funny 'cause you know I dont touch the stuff. :-P

[jannyblue.livejournal.com]

But, unlike most fake-IDs, mine says I'm younger than I am!

:)

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Hey baby. I don't wanna take you away from your man, I just wanna help him out...

Ooooooo shiny dangerous pointy throwing weapons of goodness!

[aphrodite0666.livejournal.com]

I'm all over that! Who do I throw them at? *looks around gleefully*

Bartender works...

[jellisky.livejournal.com]

I've half-considered doing that a couple times, but I also know how bad I would be in dealing with drunk strangers...

Oh well... :-P

-Jellisky