I sense something. A presence I haven't felt since...

[bloodsong1]

Ok.

Either I'm being groped by invisible fangirls because I did something REALLY COOL,

OR

I'm pregnant.

Because those things that sit below my shoulders, above my waist and declare me female are driving me INSANE! All prickly and uber-sensitive and shadow-leaking and if it wasn't so cold I'd be topless right now.

Shadow-leaking?

Yeah, ok, it feels like I need to nurse, all right??

I'm actually thinking of putting on a bra.

*gasp*

No, really. Maybe the constant contact will help. Cause the kitty-laying-on-the-chest trick didn't. Poor Mist. Even now, he can't help me.

*prickle prickle*

GAH!