No, see, that's the funny thing. You're broke and pregnant? Here, have all the state aid you can handle! Working and pregnant? Why the hell don't you have health insurance? Oh, you can't afford health insurance because your income goes to things like rent, car payments and daycare and insurance would amount to a quarter of your take-home income? Sorry, can't help you. May we suggest trading in your car or finding someone cheaper to watch your older children.

It's INSANE.