Perfume. Bleah. Some of the lighter stuff I don't mind. But some of the crap people marinade in...UGH. Migrane central, USA. First exposure starts the pain at the temples. First five minutes brings the rampaging rhinos in my head. 15 minutes is tantamount to splitting my head with an axe. 30 minutes, just give me an ice pick and I'll jab it in my ear to distract myself from the pain. -_-

Same with cologne. GET IT AWAY FROM ME.

And yet...every christmas...everyone knows...and yet...somehow...SOMEONE...buys me cologne. -_-

Where's mah shotgun...