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bloodsong1 ([personal profile] bloodsong1) wrote2006-04-12 06:50 am
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Jeans...

nope. Too tight.

Work pants...

nope. Too tight.

*paws through closet*

*paws through dresser*

*sits back*

Holy fracking hell.

I HAVE NO FAT CLOTHES!!!

Man, the last time I was preggers, it was a good five MONTHS before I had to go out and buy stuff. I'm barely a month a long and I need new pants????

Wolf: "That's because last time, your body cannibalized itself."

Well, yeah, and that's why I'm eating ice cream as many nights as I can remember to. Because that's what my midwife put me on in the last trimester. Ensure plus and ice cream, every day. Gained a much needed five pounds.

Went into labor a few weeks after that. >_<

Ok, what can I wear to work?

*rummage rummage rummage*

*comes out with a button down dress, no waistband*

This'll have to do.

*puts it on*

NOW this fits??? I've had this dress since HIGH SCHOOL!!!

^_^;;

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