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bloodsong1) wrote2016-07-02 08:33 pm
bloodsong1) wrote2016-07-02 08:33 pm
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Me: *seeing Teenager skip a hesitant near-love confession scene* Don't like the mushy stuff?
Teenager: Meh, it gets boring after the first one.
Me: Wait until you get twitter pated. Hey, have you even been twitter pated yet?
Teenager: I don't like Twitter.
Me: *doubles over laughing* *Teenager threatens to bombard me with popcorn*
I explained what twitter pated meant. He informs me it has not happened yet.
This pays him back for poking me in the cheek with a potato chip. We do not have the relationship my mother and I have.
Teenager: Meh, it gets boring after the first one.
Me: Wait until you get twitter pated. Hey, have you even been twitter pated yet?
Teenager: I don't like Twitter.
Me: *doubles over laughing* *Teenager threatens to bombard me with popcorn*
I explained what twitter pated meant. He informs me it has not happened yet.
This pays him back for poking me in the cheek with a potato chip. We do not have the relationship my mother and I have.