"She's drunk."

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"That must be it."

"Maybe she's just high."

"What DID that guy put in that drink she got at the mall?"

*watch in amazement as woman in question bounces around to "Boss of Me" by They Might Be Giants"*

"Chai. Caffeine. That must be it."

"Or perhaps she's just excited about being a teenager again."

"What teenager do you know bounces around her living room dressed like THAT?!?"

"At least she put the sports bra on."

"True."

"I think it was the caffeine."

"I think it's pure glee. She's proud of herself."

*Woman now lip syncing to "Come On Eileen" by No Doubt.*

"She's mad. Simply mad."

"She's high."

"She's letting it out."

"She was letting it ALL hang out 15 minutes ago."

"Oh, will you stop? It's not like she's breaking General Order 1 anymore. Besides, with the way she's built, she doesn't have to worry about bruising herself."

"Point."

"Plus she's enjoying how she looks. Just let her be."

"You don't suppose she's going to record this, do you?"

*eville cackling as figure runs to the computer*

"Oh bloody hell."

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