She finally succumbed.

Cause we're cool like that.

A. List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
B. Tag seven people to do the same.
C. Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag "whoever wants to do it."

1. I cannot carry a child to term. Most of my friends know this. What some may or may not know was that my uterus is malformed. Yes, when they cut the Cuteness out of my body, they found a divet in my uterine wall, thus making my womb even less woomy.

2. I'm a horrible punner. That one came from Wolf, back when I was still preggers.

3. I love coffee, but I can't drink most brands due to my brain considering it a migraine trigger. As such, I have developed a great love and passion for tea, and am slowly teaching myself about the various kinds. I will still risk the migraine for a really good cup of coffee, or sit back and deal with decaf, even though I consider it an abomination.

4. I cannot smoke marijuana, as it makes me nauseous. Yes, Queenie has fucked up systems. I've known this since I was 14.

5. I can and will sing Green Day, Meatloaf, Indigo Girls and Ella Fitzgerald in the car along with my Ipod, among many others, as I don't have a karaoke machine.

6. I despise chick flicks. They're trite and pathetic and tend to gender stereotypes that offend me. I do not GET Sex and the City. Give me sci-fi or action any day.

7. I understand football. American football. I have correctly predicted two Super Bowls and was NOT surprised when the Saints won last Sunday.

Ok, tags.

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I'll go first.

Top Five Favorite Villain Quotes:

"Business. It was always just business." Kingpin, Daredevil

"I want you to understand, it was nothing personal." Joker, The Dark Knight

"Oh, no. I kill the bus driver." Joker, TDK (cause he ROCKED)

"Impressive. Most impressive." Darth Vadar, Empire Strikes Back

"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die." Goldfinger, Goldfinger (ironically enough)

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Princess Bride Meme, stolen from cardxiv

When you see this, post in your own journal with your favorite quote from The Princess Bride. Preferably not "As you wish" or the Inigo Montoya speech.

My fave: "Good luck storming the castle!" "Do you think they'll make it?" "It'll take a miracle." "Buh-bye!"

And now some other random quotes:

"If you're an alien, how come you said you're from the north?" "Lots of planets have a north!"

"Oh, forty-seven academics just punched the air."

"Whatever it is, Mr. Garibaldi, it can't be that bad."

"Look at the size of that thing!" "Cut the chatter, Red 2" (performed by Wolf and I about once a month)

"You keep saying that. I wonder what your basis for comparison is."

*SUCH a geek*

You scored as Spiritualist. You are a Spiritualist. You are most at home in the subtle realms of existence, and since you can't be there all the time, you communicate with spirits regularly to keep at least one foot on higher planes. As you progress, more and more of your interaction is based on planes other than the physical, and while this can draw strange glances from those who overhear, for the most part you are able to blend in and go unnoticed. It's a shame, really, because you have depths therefore unseen by your peers. </td> Spiritualist 80% Magician 80% True Alternative 60% Mystic 60% Otherkin 40% White Lighter 40% Discordian 40% Aimless Eclectic 40% What Subversive Alternative Paradigm Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

Huh.

In other news, I read 313 pages of Order of Phoenix in a little over 2 hours.

Whoot!

(in a desperate attempt to counterbalance the angst)

1. Tell me something obvious about you.

I am female.

2. Tell me something about you that many don't know.

I have a hard time relating to other females.

3. What is your biggest fear?

Quicksand.

4. Do you normally go the safe route or take the short cut?

Safe route, with variations.

5. Name one thing you want that you can't buy with money.

Love.

6. What is your most treasured possession?

My wedding rings.

7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do often?

Panic over little things.

8. Tell me something sexually about you that I don't know.

I will have a woman, someday.

9. Tell me something sexually about you that everyone knows.

I like it a LOT;

10. What is your favorite lie to tell?

The one that protects the ones I love.

11. Name something you've done once that you can't wait to do again.

Karaoke at that one Japanese place downtown by the baseball stadium.

12. Are you the jealous type?

I try very, very hard not to be.

13. What is the one person, place or thing you can't say no to?

Thing: gummi candy
Place: Japan. If Japan ever asked me for anything.
Person: Ok, here's the funny thing. I would say Wolf, but I HAVE said no to him, more then once and he thanks me for it afterwards. And the times I SHOULD have said no and didn't, it went badly for us.

14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?

Listened. (Yeah, can't argue with that one)

15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?

Skip work and drag Wolf over to Dave and Buster's for a day of fun. (It's our anniversary today)

16. When was the last time you cried?

I _almost_ cried yesterday. Really cried? Sunday morning.

17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?

January, when I got my job.

18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?

I'm female. Shirts are required. And if not, probably not.

19. Name something embarrassing you did while being drunk.

Embarrassing, can't think of anything. Dumb, trying to tickle Doc.

20. If you post this in your journal would you like me to answer it?

Dare to be different!

In other news, my teeth have decided to declare war on me. Entire left side hurt like crazy yesterday, driving me to not only pain pills, but a lunchtime walk to the corner store three blocks away for salt. To soothe my troubled ego, I bought sushi and miso soup at the snifty Asian restaurant across the street. Ate all the soup, about half the sushi and gave the rest to Wolf as an anniversary present. Really can't afford anything else right now.

The teeth aren't hurting as much this morning, but apparently my back has...something...on it that isn't being cleared up with topical treatments. So, Wolf's dragging me to the doctor on Friday. Yay, more lost time. I'd rather go Saturday, but the moving...

that it's TOO BLOODY COLD!!!!

*hums the infamous "K-I-S-S-I-N-G" song, putting Kenshin characters in.*

Oh dear, that might get me killed.

I think I shall write it out and post it somewhere. Lessee....

Tsubame and Yahiko

Kaoru and Sanosoke
Kaoru and Aoshi
Kaoru and Saito
(Yes, much pain for that one)
Kaoru and Hiko
Kaoru and Battousai
Kaoru and Kenshin

Megumi and Sanosoke
Megumi and Saito
(I can feel the bones breaking)
Megumi and Hiko
Megumi and Kenshin

Misao and Sanosoke
Misao and Saito
(I must have a death wish)
Misao and Hiko
Misao and Soijiro
Misao and Oni-Mask guy whose name escapes me, have to look him up.
Misao and Aoshi

And, to keep the wolf off my neck...
Tokio and Saito

And that's just the good guys!! Don't get me started on Kamatari! Flaming queen.

And because the birth/death/events one didn't sound as much fun. Swiped from Sniper 3.
Setting ye old I-Tunes to random. Switch off after each question is asked and no cheating. How DOES one cheat on this anyway?

How does the world see me?:
Who Wants to Live Forever - Queen

Will I have a happy life?:
Sk8tr Boi - Avril Lavigne (Ok, I can see where this is going)

What do people really think of me?:
Every Little Thing She Does is Magic - Sting & the Police

Do people secretly lust after me?:
Underneath It All - No Doubt (Hah! I knew it!)

How can I make myself happy?
Forever in Blue Jeans - Neil Diamond

What should I do with my life?
Missionary Man - Eurythmics (Ho-kay...)

Will I ever have children?:
I default on this one, seeing as I already HAVE a kid.

What is some good advice for me?:
Mushroom Samba - Yoko Kanno

What do I think my current theme song is?:
Yume no naka e (Into a Dream) - Kare Kano
http://www.x111.com/anime/article.php?ID=1249 (Ok, that makes sense.)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
Brandy (You're a Fine Girl) - Looking Glass

What song will play at my funeral?:
Rinbu Revolution - Utena
http://www.animelyrics.com/anime/utena/rgurinbu.htm (Coolness!)

What type of men/women do you like?:
Come Sail Away - Styx

What is my day going to be like?
Shining Star - Earth, WInd & Fire

Why am I here?
Magic Man - Heart (Well, no arguments here)

What will people remember me for?
Incognito - Spyro Gyra

What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Twisting - TMBG

Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
Perfect Day - Hoku

What will this year be all about?
Vash's Theme - Trigun

There. Be entertained.

Swiped from Sniper, who swiped it from SailorAtma, I THINK.

A - Accent: None. I'm in Colorado, for gods sake. Everyone ELSE has an accent.
B - Breakfast Item: Toasted bagels.
C - Chore you hate: Vacuuming.
D - Dad's Name: Michael.
E - Essential everyday item: Cellphone. How did I live without it?
F - Flavour ice cream: Anything that has lots of yummy little bits and ribbons of caramel or marshmallow.
G - Gold or Silver?: White gold, thank you!
H - Hometown: Denver. Gods help me.
I - Insomnia: I don't think I ever have, actually.
J - Job Title: Mother and hunting.
K - Kids: one.
L - Living arrangements: Apartment. Houses are too damned expensive up here.
M - Mom's birthplace: A leetle town in the Arkansas River Valley. So, technically, I'm a CO native.
N - Number of significant others you’ve ever had: 4. Happily married to the fourth.
O - Overnight hospital stays: Once, over the course of about a week.
P - Phobia: Quicksand. Afraid of water, but not really phobic about it.
Q - Queer?: Not so much.
R - Religious Affiliation: Wicca.
S - Siblings: 1 little bro
T - Time you wake up: Whenever I have to.
U - Unnatural hair colours you've worn: Hmm. Have to say none, because the auburn I did do in college is techncially natural.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Bellpeppers, onions and most tomatoes.
W - Worst habit: Reading fanfiction. There. I admitted it!
X - X-rays you’ve had: Teeth, right arm TWICE.
Y - Yummy: Spinach-artichoke dip, Bavarian cheesecake from Necho's, fudge without nuts.
Z - Zodiac sign: Aries with strong Picses influence.

There ya go. Something non-yucky to peruse. Now to go do something about that dream I had last night.

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Yes! Even while submitting to Cthulhu, I'm good! I wonder if I should be scared now.

You are Yuna! You scored 18 good or evil, 6 spirituality, 0 power, and 21 intelligence!

Undeniably innocent and intelligent with the slightest - almost invisible - hint of corruption, Yuna, the daughter of High Summoner Braska draws on strong beliefs, her quiet wisdom and the wealth of friendships around her to strike out and defend Spira from Sin. Physical strength is perhaps her only real disability, but she makes up for it with a strong connection to the metaphysical through her deep faith. Throughout FFX, Yuna is faced with a constant stream of tragedy, but she never loses hope - always moving forward with her faith in her heart. Even when that faith proved false, she kept on and fought to find something else to believe in, determined not to give in to Sin's whims. Finally finding a way to defeat Sin's cycle of torment, Yuna again faced tragedy as she faced the loss of her love. Ever determined and hopeful, she kept going on until finally recapturing what she was denied for her sacrifices. Aligned with good, faithful and intelligent, if a bit weak, you are probably a very determined person with a strong belief in something - whether it be God or Starbucks Coffee is up to you. Chances are if you have that much determination coupled with keen knowledge, you'll get far in the world. Just try not to dwell too much on what you might be lacking strength-wise, and you should do well. Similar Characters include Rinoa(ff8), Relm(ff6), Ramza(fft) Your Polar opposite is Kefka. You can probably get along with Bahamut, and you may be able to tolerate Sephiroth or Delita.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 79% on purity You scored higher than 37% on faith You scored higher than 16% on strength You scored higher than 74% on intelligence

Link: The Who are you in the FF Universe Test written by Helbereth on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Wasn't expecting that, although I probably should have. I may like to PLAY thieves, but at heart I'm a mage.

Then again, at times I feel I have my own personal Sephiroth...