Cuts both ways...
Jul. 1st, 2005 08:28 pmDespite my forgetting, the disclaimer still applies.
Walter hummed as he tidyed up the dishes. A chill made him turn with a slight smile.
"Ah, Lord..." He stopped. Sitting on the kitchen table was a purplish-red orchid in a white pot. A cream envelope with his name on it was tied to the pot with a black ribbon. Walter walked over and untied the envelope. Foreboding washed over him as he slowly opened it and read the letter.
"Dear Walter,
I am afraid I will not be able to make our tea appointment. I am terribly sorry. It may seem cowardly, what I have done tonight, but when weighed against becoming a No Life Queen, I will accept the title of coward. At least this way I will not be tempted to drink you instead of tea.
I am glad I was able to care for you and I hope you like my gift. I know you will give this flower all the love and attention it needs. May it bring you as much joy and sweet reflection that it has given me.
I remain your most humble servant,
Rowan Mina Ascot"
The letter fluttered to the table. Walter closed his eyes, allowing a few tears to escape his control for the woman who had healed him. Finally, he sighed, opened his eyes and kissed the orchid's petals.
"You were never a coward, Miss Rowan."
* * *
Integral sat at her desk, wading through a canyon of paperwork. While Michael had only allowed her half-days, she was determined to get as much done before Walter came back and nagged her to bed. A chill made her shiver, then something hit her desk with a low, metallic "thunk". Pushing aside a wall of white, she discovered a sheathed blade crushing a pillar. Black ribbon secured a letter to the blade, which had a capped wood hilt. Integral swallowed nervously and untied the letter.
"My dear Sir Integral Hellsing,
I regret to inform you that Alucard and I had more in common then I had originally suspected. There was a reason I had this blade made, as well as why I went into botany in school and insisted on inscribing Latin phrases of protection all over my house. It saddens me to know he has not forgotten. If anything, the time we spent apart has only sharpened his desire for me.
As such, I have taken steps to ensure you will not have two vampires on your hands. I doubt I would make a good one, for to be honest with you, I miss the sun. I also love the ocean and not to go near it again does not sit well with me. I leave my blade with you. I know you will put it to good use.
In lieu of cash payment, I will accept a place in your family crypt for my ashes, which Michael will be bringing in a week or so. I am afraid I will have to bother you with lawyers as well, for I changed my will today. Forgive me for imposing on old family friendships, but I feel it would be best if my remains were kept where Alucard can be reminded my will is stronger then his desire.
Thank you for allowing me to care for you these past four days. It has been an honor and a pleasure. Your grandfather would be very proud of you. I am.
I remain, your most humble servant,
Rowan Mina Ascot."
The letter crumpled in Integral's fist.
"As you wish." She hissed. Alucard was going to die for this.
* * *
A red hat sailed through the air and landed neatly on top of a beautiful coffin. The red coat followed, spreading out unwrinkled to cover most of the lid. Alucard sat at his table, put his feet up, and took out the champagne bottle. He eyed the amount of liquid inside.
"Over half full. How very generous." He fished out the goblet from his coat, already rinsed out. No need to contaminate such a gift with residue of hemlock and mint. Alucard pulled the cork with his teeth and spat it out. As it ricocheted around the room, he filled the goblet with the cool, thick liquid. Putting the bottle on the table, he inhaled the bouquet, sighed in satisfaction, and took a long, slow swallow. Rowan's virgin blood burned down his throat. Even cool from the ice, it was exquisite. Alucard drank again, then put the goblet aside for the letter.
"My Dear Alucard,
By the time you read this, you will know I have won. It serves you right. Surely after over a century, you would have learned that an intelligent woman's heart cannot be swayed by mind tricks and false ploys. If you really wish for another bride, I suggest you try the old fashioned method of wooing. It gets better results.
I have no doubt we will meet again. Fate seems to conspire to it. When it does, rest assured I will not be easily swayed. It takes more then charm to woo ME.
Enjoy my gift. After thwarting you all by myself, it seems appropriate. After all, I was a terrible tease in this lifetime.
Yours,
Mina."
Alucard laughed and raised his goblet.
"Enjoy your stay in Heaven, Rowan Mina Ascot. It will not be permanent."
Walter hummed as he tidyed up the dishes. A chill made him turn with a slight smile.
"Ah, Lord..." He stopped. Sitting on the kitchen table was a purplish-red orchid in a white pot. A cream envelope with his name on it was tied to the pot with a black ribbon. Walter walked over and untied the envelope. Foreboding washed over him as he slowly opened it and read the letter.
"Dear Walter,
I am afraid I will not be able to make our tea appointment. I am terribly sorry. It may seem cowardly, what I have done tonight, but when weighed against becoming a No Life Queen, I will accept the title of coward. At least this way I will not be tempted to drink you instead of tea.
I am glad I was able to care for you and I hope you like my gift. I know you will give this flower all the love and attention it needs. May it bring you as much joy and sweet reflection that it has given me.
I remain your most humble servant,
Rowan Mina Ascot"
The letter fluttered to the table. Walter closed his eyes, allowing a few tears to escape his control for the woman who had healed him. Finally, he sighed, opened his eyes and kissed the orchid's petals.
"You were never a coward, Miss Rowan."
* * *
Integral sat at her desk, wading through a canyon of paperwork. While Michael had only allowed her half-days, she was determined to get as much done before Walter came back and nagged her to bed. A chill made her shiver, then something hit her desk with a low, metallic "thunk". Pushing aside a wall of white, she discovered a sheathed blade crushing a pillar. Black ribbon secured a letter to the blade, which had a capped wood hilt. Integral swallowed nervously and untied the letter.
"My dear Sir Integral Hellsing,
I regret to inform you that Alucard and I had more in common then I had originally suspected. There was a reason I had this blade made, as well as why I went into botany in school and insisted on inscribing Latin phrases of protection all over my house. It saddens me to know he has not forgotten. If anything, the time we spent apart has only sharpened his desire for me.
As such, I have taken steps to ensure you will not have two vampires on your hands. I doubt I would make a good one, for to be honest with you, I miss the sun. I also love the ocean and not to go near it again does not sit well with me. I leave my blade with you. I know you will put it to good use.
In lieu of cash payment, I will accept a place in your family crypt for my ashes, which Michael will be bringing in a week or so. I am afraid I will have to bother you with lawyers as well, for I changed my will today. Forgive me for imposing on old family friendships, but I feel it would be best if my remains were kept where Alucard can be reminded my will is stronger then his desire.
Thank you for allowing me to care for you these past four days. It has been an honor and a pleasure. Your grandfather would be very proud of you. I am.
I remain, your most humble servant,
Rowan Mina Ascot."
The letter crumpled in Integral's fist.
"As you wish." She hissed. Alucard was going to die for this.
* * *
A red hat sailed through the air and landed neatly on top of a beautiful coffin. The red coat followed, spreading out unwrinkled to cover most of the lid. Alucard sat at his table, put his feet up, and took out the champagne bottle. He eyed the amount of liquid inside.
"Over half full. How very generous." He fished out the goblet from his coat, already rinsed out. No need to contaminate such a gift with residue of hemlock and mint. Alucard pulled the cork with his teeth and spat it out. As it ricocheted around the room, he filled the goblet with the cool, thick liquid. Putting the bottle on the table, he inhaled the bouquet, sighed in satisfaction, and took a long, slow swallow. Rowan's virgin blood burned down his throat. Even cool from the ice, it was exquisite. Alucard drank again, then put the goblet aside for the letter.
"My Dear Alucard,
By the time you read this, you will know I have won. It serves you right. Surely after over a century, you would have learned that an intelligent woman's heart cannot be swayed by mind tricks and false ploys. If you really wish for another bride, I suggest you try the old fashioned method of wooing. It gets better results.
I have no doubt we will meet again. Fate seems to conspire to it. When it does, rest assured I will not be easily swayed. It takes more then charm to woo ME.
Enjoy my gift. After thwarting you all by myself, it seems appropriate. After all, I was a terrible tease in this lifetime.
Yours,
Mina."
Alucard laughed and raised his goblet.
"Enjoy your stay in Heaven, Rowan Mina Ascot. It will not be permanent."