Well, this is a positive sign...

that it's TOO BLOODY COLD!!!!

*hums the infamous "K-I-S-S-I-N-G" song, putting Kenshin characters in.*

Oh dear, that might get me killed.

I think I shall write it out and post it somewhere. Lessee....

Tsubame and Yahiko

Kaoru and Sanosoke
Kaoru and Aoshi
Kaoru and Saito
(Yes, much pain for that one)
Kaoru and Hiko
Kaoru and Battousai
Kaoru and Kenshin

Megumi and Sanosoke
Megumi and Saito
(I can feel the bones breaking)
Megumi and Hiko
Megumi and Kenshin

Misao and Sanosoke
Misao and Saito
(I must have a death wish)
Misao and Hiko
Misao and Soijiro
Misao and Oni-Mask guy whose name escapes me, have to look him up.
Misao and Aoshi

And, to keep the wolf off my neck...
Tokio and Saito

And that's just the good guys!! Don't get me started on Kamatari! Flaming queen.

Sitting in a Tree - Tanuki

Raccoon and Wolf
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Kaoru and Saito, sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-

"HENTAI!!!"

*singer is bludgeoned by a fuming Tanuki, while Saito shakes his head and lights a cigarette*

Kenshin: "But Saito's MARRIED!!"

Everyone else: "You're MARRIED???"

*Saito takes a long drag and glares.*

Raccoon and Hiten Master
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Kaoru and Hiko, sitting in a tree

"Isn't she a little young for me?"

"HENTAI!!!"

*singer is knocked halfway across the dojo*

Kenshin: "Shisho! You wouldn't!!"

Hiko: "I wouldn't what, baka deshi?" *sip*

*Kenshin mutters to himself.*

Raccoon and Ice-Man
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Kaoru and Aoshi sitting in a tree.

K-I-S-S-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

*singer is chased around dojo by Kaoru AND Misao, both screaming for blood. In another room, Aoshi's hand twitches.*

Kenshin: *now with narrow, bluer eyes* "Aoshi? Surely not. After all, Misao..."

Raccoon and Rooster
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*singer is shoved aside by a certain apprentice, who grins evilly*

Busu and Sano sitting in a tree.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Sano: "Hey, Jo-chan, I never knew!"

Kaoru: "Yahiko! 500 strokes!"

Yahiko: "Awwww."

Kaoru: "And as for you..."

*Sano goes flying halfway across the dojo.*

Kenshin: "Eyes markedly yellow* "Sano? Sano is closer to her age-wise, but he's such a slacker..."

Sano: *rubbing head* Hey!!

Raccoon and Hitokiri
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Kaoru and Battousai sitting in a tree.

*Kenshin disappears*

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

*Kaoru disappears*

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Battou...hey, where are they?

*A familiar indigo ribbon drops out of the sky and lands on the singer's nose. Singer looks up at a nearby tree.*

Oh.

*scoots away*

(*cackles*)