How much do I love my Zahde?

So much that I wandered the grocery store a few days ago chanting "Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE!" until I reached the frozen section and found there was no duck, only goose.

So much that I called her, but got a voicemail, so I went to the checkout and when she called back saying she would LOVE to cook a goose, I finished paying and ran BACK to the frozen section singing "Goose! Goooooossssseeee!!!"

So much that I put the kettle on just now, as she's due here in the next 5-10 minutes, and my big teapot is heating so I can make Get Well Tea with chamomile, echinacea, honey and lemon.

She's here!