I have a UTI!
May. 11th, 2013 03:18 pmI have a UTI that would put most UTIs to shame. They would weep tears of failure and angst at my UTI. My UTI involves hematuria!
And if you don't know what that means, good for you. No, do NOT respond to this post with suggestions of cranberry juice, I have two bottles sitting in my house as I type and one is already a third gone.
In other, unrelated news, Thank You! to the kind soul who turned my ID in at the grocery store. I only had a mild panic attack on my way to the walk in clinic. This was after I phoned work and was informed Data Monkey has 1-2 days left, tops.
Whoot! I'll be able to garden!
And if you don't know what that means, good for you. No, do NOT respond to this post with suggestions of cranberry juice, I have two bottles sitting in my house as I type and one is already a third gone.
In other, unrelated news, Thank You! to the kind soul who turned my ID in at the grocery store. I only had a mild panic attack on my way to the walk in clinic. This was after I phoned work and was informed Data Monkey has 1-2 days left, tops.
Whoot! I'll be able to garden!