Oh yeah! Remember that UTI you had last week?

Totally NOT a UTI! So stop taking those pills we gave you that alleviate the symptoms and we'll get back to you on the remaining test results.

*headdesk*

I'm seeing my regular doctor Friday. I WILL get to the bottom of this!!

Any jokes about bladders and bottoms will be punched in the face!

UPDATE!!

All other tests are negative too.

*HEADDESK*