Got a call from the GYNE today. IUDs can apparently be ordered through a pharmacy. I went "Buh?" for a minute and asked the script be sent to a secular pharmacy. Which they don't keep in stock and is on back order.
*SIGH*
So on 1/27 I will get an IUD from the GYNE stock. It will cost me several hundred dollars. It will NOT cost me thousands and thousands of dollars and I won't have to worry about pregnancy for about 5 years, maybe more.
Woo!