Oh Great Cthulhu

[bloodsong1]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In July, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In May, I rescued dr_holiday_3000 from being sacrificed (-200 points). When the stars were right, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In June, I stopped aphrodite0666 from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In December, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In October, I fed kandybar to a Shoggoth (250 points).

In short, I have been very good (245 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
bloodsong1

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Yes! Even while submitting to Cthulhu, I'm good! I wonder if I should be scared now.