Why, what is this?

Can it be? Has Song actually done...housework!?!?

Why, yes, yes I have. Specifically, cleaning out the kiddo's closet so it doesn't look like a warehouse fire waiting to happen, taking said warehouse out to the trash AND loading the dishwasher. I'm thinking of vacuuming next. Once I decide my lunch break is over. Mwahahahahaha!

As some of you might have guessed, I'm not the housewifely of souls. (Love that line) Chores are just that, chores. A pain in the tuckus that must be done, so I do them, but only when it gets to that point where I have to do something. Speaking of, I STILL need to get that batch of laundry out of the dryer that I did...Monday. Yeah, Song's bad about leaving laundry in the dryer.

I can't remember the last time I had the house to myself all day long. Man, I hate not working. I'm much better when I know I'm contributing financially to the house instead of screwing around online while watching the kiddo. Silly, ne? It comes from having a dick for an exhusband. Once I got out on my own, I felt SO much better. In charge of everything and knowing that. I loved it. But it was also lonely. I had my son that I love to death, but I'll be honest. Sundays were great. Had 8 hours to get everything done that was so much easier without a 2 year old underfoot. Like vacuuming and grocery shopping and going to the library. WAAAAA! I miss my library!

Back on track. I don't like feeling like a deadbeat, which is what happens every single time I'm unemployed. I know it's not the same, I'm not mooching off Wolf, nor am I just sitting playing video games all day long and not bothering to help out around the house. I'm looking for work and still have two job openings I'm being consdered for. Lost the front desk job at that German company to someone...

...

wait for it.

...

who speaks German. Am I surprised? No. My lack of Language skills kept me out, but that was the only thing and the temp agency assured me that the office manager I interviewed with is doing everything she can to try and get me in with a different position. She REALLY wants me. *beam*

Ugh. Enough of this. I have dishes to do and carpets to clean. Maybe, after that, I'll actually sit down and start playing FFV. Maybe.

Attention Bloodsong

You have permission to go out and have fun. It is just you after all. You have your cell phone, you won't miss a call.

Now GET OUT THERE ALREADY!

*runs out the door before she changes her mind*

"She's drunk."

"That must be it."

"Maybe she's just high."

"What DID that guy put in that drink she got at the mall?"

*watch in amazement as woman in question bounces around to "Boss of Me" by They Might Be Giants"*

"Chai. Caffeine. That must be it."

"Or perhaps she's just excited about being a teenager again."

"What teenager do you know bounces around her living room dressed like THAT?!?"

"At least she put the sports bra on."

"True."

"I think it was the caffeine."

"I think it's pure glee. She's proud of herself."

*Woman now lip syncing to "Come On Eileen" by No Doubt.*

"She's mad. Simply mad."

"She's high."

"She's letting it out."

"She was letting it ALL hang out 15 minutes ago."

"Oh, will you stop? It's not like she's breaking General Order 1 anymore. Besides, with the way she's built, she doesn't have to worry about bruising herself."

"Point."

"Plus she's enjoying how she looks. Just let her be."

"You don't suppose she's going to record this, do you?"

*eville cackling as figure runs to the computer*

"Oh bloody hell."

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!