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I'm not going to copy/paste the whole thing, but I will give you the result.
12%
A whopping 12%. I knew I should've answered Melissa Ethridge instead of Legolas. Then again, it's LEGOLAS! *fangirl squeal*
*giggles*
Now, I knew I wasn't gay, but I did think I was a little closer to the middle. I like to admire bottoms. Female bottoms. They're fun to watch. Yep, could watch a tight little female bottom all day. *nods*
Anyhew.
Beltane in two days. Fertility ritual! I'd better be bleeding. *shakes fist at womb* I also have work to do on the house. I prefer using a little blood in this kind of work and ye olde period is great for that. But if I'm not, I'll have to cut myself. Or a spontaneous nosebleed. Hmmmm.
Why blood? Same reason Catholics believe wine becomes Christ's blood. Blood is power. It's energy. It's life. It's mysterious. Marking a door with lamb's blood saved Jews during Passover. Sealing an oath with blood made the oath more binding. I use it for protection, a signal that a place is MINE and will not be breached without my consent.
Wish we could do a fire-jump. No safe place around here to build a bonfire. Oh well. We'll come up with something. We need to get beer! I don't think that last bottle of Guiness is still in the fridge. Must always have beer in the house. Assur was very disappointed last time. *nods*
My second attempt at a short story is not going as well as I'd like. Still figuring out how the dance room should look.
12%
A whopping 12%. I knew I should've answered Melissa Ethridge instead of Legolas. Then again, it's LEGOLAS! *fangirl squeal*
*giggles*
Now, I knew I wasn't gay, but I did think I was a little closer to the middle. I like to admire bottoms. Female bottoms. They're fun to watch. Yep, could watch a tight little female bottom all day. *nods*
Anyhew.
Beltane in two days. Fertility ritual! I'd better be bleeding. *shakes fist at womb* I also have work to do on the house. I prefer using a little blood in this kind of work and ye olde period is great for that. But if I'm not, I'll have to cut myself. Or a spontaneous nosebleed. Hmmmm.
Why blood? Same reason Catholics believe wine becomes Christ's blood. Blood is power. It's energy. It's life. It's mysterious. Marking a door with lamb's blood saved Jews during Passover. Sealing an oath with blood made the oath more binding. I use it for protection, a signal that a place is MINE and will not be breached without my consent.
Wish we could do a fire-jump. No safe place around here to build a bonfire. Oh well. We'll come up with something. We need to get beer! I don't think that last bottle of Guiness is still in the fridge. Must always have beer in the house. Assur was very disappointed last time. *nods*
My second attempt at a short story is not going as well as I'd like. Still figuring out how the dance room should look.