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bloodsong1Get on Google and type "You know you're in (state/city) when.." Post results.
All Hail Jeff Foxworthy!! This is SCARY!
You switch from "Heat" to A/C in one day.
You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means.
Your sense of direction is; towards the mountains and away from the mountains.
You're a meat eating vegetarian.
The bike on your car is worth more than your car.
You're able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without even flinching.
You install security lights on your house and garage but leave all doors unlocked.
You think the major food groups are granola bars, tofu, smoothies and Fat Tire Beer.
You carry jumper cables in the car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter cause the pot holes are filled with snow.
You know all 4 seasons "Pre-winter, winter, post-winter and construction".
You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a team's victory.
You can drive over a 12,000 foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but can't get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.
You know the 'correct' pronunciation of Buena Vista.
When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz.
Your car insurance costs more than your car.
You have surge protectors on every outlet.
April showers bring May blizzards.
You see someone riding a Harley in a downpour, and you look closer to see if it's anyone you know.
'Timberline' is someplace you have actually been. Many times.
You know what a 'Chinook' is. You know what a 'rocky mountain oyster'is. You know what 'fourteener' is. But you don't know what a 'turn signal'is. (I blame the CAers for this one)
A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you nearly as much as a Democrat in Congress does.
Your golf bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning-rod.
You know who Alfred Packer was. You know who Baby Doe Tabor was. You know who Jim Beckwourth was. You'd be happier if you didn't know who Barbara Streisand was.
SPF 90 is not out of the question.
People from other states breathe 5 times as often as you do.
Having a Senator named Nighthorse doesn't seem strange.
Thunder has set off your car alarm.
A full moon has never kept you awake at night.
You have an $800 stereo in a $300 truck.
A sudden loss of cabin pressure is not a big deal.
You think a red light means 3 more cars can go.
"Where we're going, we don't need roads!!"
You know where Doc Holliday's grave is.
You know where Buffalo Bill's grave is.
You know where the real 'South Park' is.
You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight.
Driving directions usually include 'Go over ____ Pass...'
You've used 'checking for ticks' as an excuse to get someone naked.
You've dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka.
You've gone skiing in July. You've gone sunbathing in January. They were both in the same year.
And most important: You get a certain feeling of satisfaction from knowing that California and Texas are both downstream.
For the record, I am one of those the CCRs fear. An unaffiliated, self-thinking, moderate Witch. Mwahahahaahahah!
All Hail Jeff Foxworthy!! This is SCARY!
You switch from "Heat" to A/C in one day.
You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means.
Your sense of direction is; towards the mountains and away from the mountains.
You're a meat eating vegetarian.
The bike on your car is worth more than your car.
You're able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without even flinching.
You install security lights on your house and garage but leave all doors unlocked.
You think the major food groups are granola bars, tofu, smoothies and Fat Tire Beer.
You carry jumper cables in the car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter cause the pot holes are filled with snow.
You know all 4 seasons "Pre-winter, winter, post-winter and construction".
You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a team's victory.
You can drive over a 12,000 foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but can't get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.
You know the 'correct' pronunciation of Buena Vista.
When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz.
Your car insurance costs more than your car.
You have surge protectors on every outlet.
April showers bring May blizzards.
You see someone riding a Harley in a downpour, and you look closer to see if it's anyone you know.
'Timberline' is someplace you have actually been. Many times.
You know what a 'Chinook' is. You know what a 'rocky mountain oyster'is. You know what 'fourteener' is. But you don't know what a 'turn signal'is. (I blame the CAers for this one)
A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you nearly as much as a Democrat in Congress does.
Your golf bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning-rod.
You know who Alfred Packer was. You know who Baby Doe Tabor was. You know who Jim Beckwourth was. You'd be happier if you didn't know who Barbara Streisand was.
SPF 90 is not out of the question.
People from other states breathe 5 times as often as you do.
Having a Senator named Nighthorse doesn't seem strange.
Thunder has set off your car alarm.
A full moon has never kept you awake at night.
You have an $800 stereo in a $300 truck.
A sudden loss of cabin pressure is not a big deal.
You think a red light means 3 more cars can go.
"Where we're going, we don't need roads!!"
You know where Doc Holliday's grave is.
You know where Buffalo Bill's grave is.
You know where the real 'South Park' is.
You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight.
Driving directions usually include 'Go over ____ Pass...'
You've used 'checking for ticks' as an excuse to get someone naked.
You've dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka.
You've gone skiing in July. You've gone sunbathing in January. They were both in the same year.
And most important: You get a certain feeling of satisfaction from knowing that California and Texas are both downstream.
For the record, I am one of those the CCRs fear. An unaffiliated, self-thinking, moderate Witch. Mwahahahaahahah!
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Date: 2004-06-23 03:27 am (UTC)1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
named Breeze.
5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
Ethiopian.
8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the US
13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless
chaps. You don't even notice.
14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the
baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
George Clooney.
15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who
delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in
drag.
17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station: "STORM WATCH 2003."
19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy
Banks himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.
20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
busy with their cells or pagers.
21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
24. The Terminator is your new governor.
*shakes head hardest at #12 and #24*